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The Myth of Mr. Mom - Real Stories By Real Stay-At-Home Dads

By Sonny Lemmons, Jeremy Rodden, Leo Dee & Shawn Scarber

Portmanteau Press LLC
Released: 2011-11-13
Kindle Edition (167 pages)

The Myth of Mr. Mom - Real Stories By Real Stay-At-Home Dads
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The Myth of Mr. Mom is a collaborative non-fiction essay anthology written by stay-at-home dads that shares the personal stories of eight men from around the world.

Praise for The Myth of Mr. Mom

"I applaud any man who decides to take on this role, but after reading this I only wish more men would stand up and proudly shout to the world, 'I am a stay at home dad and I am proud of it.'"
- My Eclectic Bookshelf

"Anyone who stays home with their children and helps them grow to be all they can be gets my respect."
- Journey of a Bookseller

Filled with humorous anecdotes and eye-opening personal experiences, The Myth of Mr. Mom is simultaneously inspiring and entertaining.

"Buy this for your father and show them not only that you love them but that you love the love that they gave you and that every sacrifice - large or small - has not gone unrecognised."
- Book Bags and Cat Naps


Female homemakers of the last generation enjoyed stories by Erma Bombeck for their very real, easy-to-connect-to humorism; modern homemakers (men AND women) have the stories inside The Myth of Mr. Mom!


More Books By The Authors!

*Toonopolis: Gemini by Jeremy Rodden (Kindle bestselling cartoon novel)
*Zombies!...The Beginning of the End by Christian Jensen (graphic post-apocalyptic novella)
*Diablero by Toby Tate (wonderful supernatural thriller)
*Short & Twisted feat. Shawn Scarber (dark short story anthology)
*Grizzle and Bone by Gerhi Feuren (contemporary fairy tale/short story)

Help, Mom's Stuck on Spin Cycle: 31 Days to Laugh Your Way through Motherhood

By Cheryl Moeller

Cheryl Moeller Productions
Released: 2011-05-25
Kindle Edition (27 pages)

Help, Mom s Stuck on Spin Cycle: 31 Days to Laugh Your Way through Motherhood
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At last a book that answers the proverbial question, “Where is my other sock?” Cheryl Moeller, emerges from her laundry room at last to tell her story – such as the time Metamucil tablets left in a pants pocket became the size of basketballs after 30 minutes in the washing machine. Her over-the-laundry pile humor will help you laugh your way through motherhood -- 31 days in a row. She’ll also give you Ten Ways to know it’s going to be a Long Labor and Delivery, Ten Things you Can Learn from your Cat, and Ten Reasons Why a Mom should be President. So when your laundry gets taller than you are, turn over a basket, sit down and read a page of, “Help, Mom’s Stuck on Spin Cycle.” Warning: You may emerge from the laundry room with permanent press wrinkles -- from laughing.

About the Author

Cheryl Moeller, M.A.R., is a wife, proud launderer and mother of six children (ages 11 to 28). She is also a stand-up comic, conference speaker, syndicated humor columnist, and author. Cheryl has been married to her husband, Bob, for 31 years and together they are co-founders of For Better, For Worse, For Keeps Ministries (www.forkeepsministries.com). Cheryl has thre Kindle blogs including Momlaughs. www.momlaughs.blogspot.com.


About the Graphic Artist

Michele L. Morin is a professional Graphic Designer with years of experience in corporate, association, and freelance design. She has a B.S. in Graphic Design from Illinois State University in Normal, IL. Her background is predominantly in print and excels in taking complicated content and making it easy to understand. Michele has a heart for world missions and has been on two short-term mission trips to the Dominican Republic. She enjoys reading and hanging out with friends and family. Her professional website can be found at: www.michelmorin.com.

Is It Just Me? or Is Everyone a Little Nuts!

By Judi Coltman

Released: 2010-08-02
Kindle Edition (146 pages)

Is It Just Me? or Is Everyone a Little Nuts!
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"Is It Just Me? or Is Everyone a Little Nuts!" offers a laugh out loud look at parenting, marriage, aging and small town living from an suburban point of view.

Written in short chapters, Coltman retells everyday life events, conversations and stories infused with her skewed sense of humor. These small snippets of life are moments in which anyone can identify and laugh at themselves as well. Middle age can be boring, but Coltman allows the naughty into her life from time to time, like her adult Scout Troop, "Cougar Scouts" Troop 69, or conversations between her middle aged self and her seventeen year old self that will leave you rolling ( and remembering!) A great quick read!!

The Mancode: Exposed

By Rachel Thompson

Released: 2011-11-29
Kindle Edition

The Mancode: Exposed
 
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Thank you for making THE MANCODE: EXPOSED a Kindle Top 100 Paid bestseller!
***You will either LOVE this controversial book or you will HATE it. If you have no sense of humor, DO NOT BUY IT.***
  • I'm over forty. I don't have a blankie. I have vodka. 
  • I'm no 'ologist.' I don't give advice. If that's what you're looking for, go buy Dr. Somebody's book.
  • I write about men, women, sex, & chocolate. My experiences, my truth, my martinis. 
  • *Note: Thompson employs hashtags (i.e., the # sign) in her work. Google it. These are not typos, people #deargod.
Praise for The Mancode: Exposed -- already a #1 bestseller in Marriage, Parenting & Families AND Parenting & Relationships! 
5/5 Star Reviews: 
As a long time warrior in the Battle of the Sexes, I would've won a lot more skirmishes had I had a copy of Mancode in my saddle. Reaching back toward my shotgun, I would've found this book. Instead of shooting the man, I could've said, "Stop acting like a man!" Buy Mancode and stop wasting bullets.
~ Beth Wareham, author Power of No
Finally! A woman who gets what I'm going through every day, front hat whole spitting thing to my deep abiding love for chocolate. Well done! 
~ Amber Scott, author of #1 Kindle bestsellers IRISH MOON, FIERCE DAWN, WANTED
Mancode: Exposed is a scathingly funny, rapid fire and heartfelt looks at guys. Author Rachel Thompson delivers a satirical piece that invokes strong shades of Penny Marshall and Seth McFarlane. 
~ Casey Ryan, Host & Creator, Cutting Room Floor radio program
  • Can't get enough of Thompson's snarky humor? Purchase her first release, A Walk In The Snark, her #1 bestselling collection of essays released January 2011, which hit #1 on the Motherhood list September, 2011 and has stayed there. Find out why! 
  • Want to learn more about self-publishing, eBooks and social media? Purchase Dollars & Sense: The Definitive Guide to Self-Publishing Success cowritten by Thompson, Carolyn McCray and Amber Scott. 

Go the F**k to Sleep

By Adam Mansbach

Akashic Books
Hardcover (32 pages)

Go the F**k to Sleep
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"Nothing has driven home a certain truth about my generation, which is approaching the apex of its childbearing years, quite like this."
--The New Yorker

"A parenting zeitgeist"
--Washington Post

"A hilarious take on that age-old problem: getting the beloved child to go to sleep."
--National Public Radio

"A new Bible for weary parents"
--New York Times

"Resonates powerfully with almost everyone"
--Boston Globe

Go the F*** to Sleep is a bedtime book for parents who live in the real world, where a few snoozing kitties and cutesy rhymes don't always send a toddler sailing blissfully off to dreamland. Profane, affectionate, and radically honest, California Book Award-winning author Adam Mansbach's verses perfectly capture the familiar--and unspoken--tribulations of putting your little angel down for the night. In the process, they open up a conversation about parenting, granting us permission to admit our frustrations, and laugh at their absurdity.

With illustrations by Ricardo Cortes, Go the F*** to Sleep is beautiful, subversive, and pants-wettingly funny--a book for parents new, old, and expectant. You probably should not read it to your children.

Seriously, Just Go to Sleep, a children's book inspired by Go the F*** to Sleep and appropriate for kids of all ages, is forthcoming from Akashic Books in April 2012 and available NOW for pre-order.

Saturday Night Cocoa Fudge: a Little Girl in the 1950s South

By Gloria Teague

Roots & Branches
Released: 2010-06-23
Kindle Edition

Saturday Night Cocoa Fudge: a Little Girl in the 1950s South
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Saturday Night Cocoa Fudge is the coming-of-age story in an era of bobby socks, poodle skirts and the freckled-faced girl that wore them. It's also about the Deep South and sweetly flawed women who taught her what she was meant to be and what she was not meant to be.

Their corner of the world was filled with folklore, superstition, and mystical ideas. Her grandmother believed and practiced most of these, passing them onto the next generation. The little girl's life was populated with strange relatives, quirky neighbors and mysterious bible verses that could stop the flow of blood. Being a member of this bizarre family made life worth living. These people were so fiercely loyal in their love for her, for each other, she felt they deserved to have their story told.

"Gloria has written some southern style, real to life episodes that are sure to
entertain you in her Saturday Night Cocoa Fudge. Be careful how much
you laugh - they could have happened to you."
- Dusty Richards, Spur Award Winning Author

"With wit and wisdom, Gloria Teague takes us back to the innocent days of
childhood in this delightful little book peopled with glorious eccentrics."
- Charles W. Sasser, author of God in the Foxhole and Devoted to Fishing.

Belly Laughs: The Naked Truth about Pregnancy and Childbirth

By Jenny McCarthy

Perseus Books Group
Paperback (165 pages)

Belly Laughs: The Naked Truth about Pregnancy and Childbirth
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Oh, the joys of pregnancy! There's the gasiness, constipation, queasiness, and exhaustion; the forgetfulness, crankiness, and the constant worry. Of course, no woman is spared these discomforts and humiliations, but most are too polite to complain or too embarrassed to talk about them. Not Jenny McCarthy!In Belly Laughs, the actress and new mother reveals the naked truth about the tremendous mood swings, the excruciating pains, and the unseemly disfigurement that go along with pregnancy. Never shy, frequently crude, and always laugh-out-loud funny, McCarthy covers it all in the grittiest of girlfriend detail. With tips and hilarious musings on morning sickness and hormonal rage, hemorrhoids, pregnant sex, and the torture and sweet relief that is delivery, Belly Laughs is must-read comic relief for anyone who is pregnant, who has ever been pregnant, is trying to get pregnant or indeed, has ever been born!

Sh*t My Dad Says

By Justin Halpern

It Books
Released: 2010-05-04
Hardcover (176 pages)

Sh*t My Dad Says
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After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, twenty-eight-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his seventy-three-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is "like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair," has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him:

"That woman was sexy. . . . Out of your league? Son, let women figure out why they won't screw you. Don't do it for them."

"Do people your age know how to comb their hair? It looks like two squirrels crawled on their heads and started fucking."

"The worst thing you can be is a liar. . . . Okay, fine, yes, the worst thing you can be is a Nazi, but then number two is liar. Nazi one, liar two."

More than a million people now follow Mr. Halpern's philosophical musings on Twitter, and in this book, his son weaves a brilliantly funny, touching coming-of-age memoir around the best of his quotes. An all-American story that unfolds on the Little League field, in Denny's, during excruciating family road trips, and, most frequently, in the Halperns' kitchen over bowls of Grape-Nuts, Sh*t My Dad Says is a chaotic, hilarious, true portrait of a father-son relationship from a major new comic voice.



Big White Panties

By Dale Alderman

Lasaria Creative Publishing
Paperback (160 pages)

Big White Panties
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A frightening development is sweeping the nation. Affecting the lives of millions of people, this travesty is eating away at the heart of our society. Rampaging through every community in our great country, this horrible epidemic must be stopped. Ladies, please, we are begging you. Just say no to big white panties. In this hilarious collection of essays about relationships, Dale Alderman explores the different viewpoints men and women have about each other. Although he has been with his wife, Starla, for over twenty years, Dale freely admits that he knows absolutely nothing about women and he has the stories to prove it including: Nothing Says I Love You Like a Leaf Blower, The Thingy Is Going Ggguuurrrgggg, I Want My HGTV, What Is That Smell, Ow, You Are On My Hair, With This Pre-nup I Thee Wed, My Eggs Are Rotting, Boys Do Not Tinkle, and Why Do Men Scratch. Ladies, if you have ever wondered what your man is really thinking, Dale will tell you. Guys, if your lady has ever left you confused and frustrated, you are not alone. Dale has been there, too. To strengthen your relationship, sit on the couch with your soul mate, share a nice box of wine, and laugh out loud at Big White Panties. Dale Alderman lives in Chantilly, Virginia with his wife, Starla, and two sons, Chase and Logan. An award-winning author, Dale has appeared on FOX & Friends on the FOX News Channel and has appeared on many nationally syndicated radio shows. Dale is the author of Everyday Dad, a collection of funny stories about fatherhood. He is also the author of The MegaDog Tales, a middle grade adventure about a cocker spaniel that becomes a superhero.

The Desperate Dad's Guide to Getting Some: And Other Tales From A Slightly Soiled Marriage

By Jackie Papandrew

Jackie Papandrew
Paperback (96 pages)

The Desperate Dad s Guide to Getting Some: And Other Tales From A Slightly Soiled Marriage
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At first glance, you may think The Desperate Dad's Guide to Getting Some will be mostly about sex. It isn't. It's about all of the crazy things that happen between a husband and wife. Whether you love a man, live with a man or actually are a man, you'll recognize someone you know in these hilariously true stories from award-winning writer and syndicated humor columnist Jackie Papandrew. Starting with the title story, where Jackie offers timely tips for every man who still doesn’t understand the connection between choreplay and foreplay, to the final tummy-tickling tale about a love story made possible by a couple of wandering pigs, this book should come with a free package of Depends. You might just wet your pants reading it. Other stories include: High-Maintenance Woman, Did I Shave My Legs For This?, A Man’s Job, Soapy Situation, Pin Something On This Donkey and many more. For any woman who feels alone with her ‘Did he just do that?’ thoughts or any man who wants to understand the fairer sex a little better, this quick read is just the ticket. And for anyone who loves to laugh, it’s a real treat.


 
       

 
 
   
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